Sunday, March 9, 2008

BUDGET WORRIES!!


In a mens room somewhere in Launceston with technicolour cows on the lawn outside

"They reckon Rudd's guna can the whole MIS thingo"

"BULLSHIT!"

"No I do not think so... I just heard it from a very good source .... an old mate!"

"BULLSHIT"

"Its one of the razor gang's suggestions .... the word is they reckon it will not hurt anyone important"

"Who have YOU told?"

"Just you until now'

"Why haven't you told him?"

"I'd like to keep my job for at least a few more weeks"

"JESUS! ... what will we do if that really happens? ... more to the point, what will THEY do?"

A shadowy figure enters the room.

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